Brown Thoughts

Good news for all couch potatoes out there. You’ll be able to use your brain to turn your tv on and change channels in the not too distant future. Hitachi Inc. has developed a “brain-machine interface” that translates brain activity into electronic signals.
Hitachi recently demonstrated their brain machine at their Advanced Research Laboratory outside Tokyo. […]

Teddy over here’s got a little secret. Beneath that cute and cuddly exterior lies a first class talent. This little bear can break wind on demand. Professionally known as the Remote Control Farting Bear, this little guy comes with a remote control that will make him pass gas with a push of a button. Being […]

If you’re still looking for a gift for your dad, try this out. The Ref Bop Bag is the perfect gift for any dad who loves to watch sports on tv. This should alleviate any stress your dad feels when he disagrees with the ref’s call. The bag is made of durable vinyl and stands […]

I’ve posted a few ways to conduct desktop warfare but I’ve neglected to post the very first step. Before you decide on which strategy to use you have to know your opponent’s defenses. You’ll need your very best spies. The Ninja Attack Ninja Flinger comes with 4 highly trained covert operatives for recon or tactical […]

Summer is here and that can only mean one thing. Heat. Extreme humidity can drain all your energy making it almost impossible to leave the computer to get an ice cold beer. The Asahi Beerbot, or Robocco as it’s called, is designed to keep you relaxed or inebriated, or both. The unit can open 350 […]

Thinking of what to wear to a party? Want everyone to stare at you? All you need is a t-shirt, a T-Equaliser shirt to be exact. The T-Equaliser shirt has a built in LED graphic equalizer that is fully functional. Just insert four AAA batteries in the battery pack inside the shirt’s hem, and watch […]

Looking for a cure for oversleeping? If the flying alarm clock doesn’t cure you, this next clock will. The Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock has a maximum loudness of 113 decibels. That’s loud enough to wake your entire neighborhood. That’s not all. The alarm clock also comes with a bed shaker. Just put the shaker under […]

Boredom at the office is a serious problem. Some would prefer to liven things up by engaging in desktop warfare, while others would rather have a dance contest. If these two options don’t appeal to you, there are other ways of bringing life back to your office.
Racing Grannies
If you like friendly competitions, you can set […]