Brown Thoughts

Not all offices are fun workplaces. Some jobs come with a high degree of competition which invariably leads to all out desktop warfare. What to do when the time comes for office warfare?

Office Warfare Armor
The first and most important step is to find your enemy’s weakness. When you’ve finished making plans, it’s time to get your gear and launch your attack.

The Chain Mail T-Shirt will protect you from the hordes of officemates you will face. The armor was crafted by magical office creatures hidden in every desk drawer. Made from anodized aluminum and weighing 20 lbs., this armor will keep you from harm as you plunder conquered desktops.

Extra rings and needle nose pliers are included should you need to perform some maintenance.

Office Warfare Weapons
Armor alone won’t help you win the battle. If you want to decimate your opponents, you’ll need Lifesize Office Warrior Weapons. Your weapon pack includes a 27″ X 16″ shield, a 33″ sword, and a 25″ axe. All weapons have fiberglass cores, and are painted with foam latex.

Have A Backup Plan
Should the unthinkable happen and you find yourself losing the battle, it would be a good idea to propose a truce.

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