Top 3 Gifts For People You Hate
Have you ever needed to give a gift to someone you didn’t like? It could be a hated co-worker’s birthday, or a birthday gift for a disliked relative. Whatever the situation, being forced to give a gift to someone you dislike doesn’t have to be a painful experience with these 3 gifts.
1.) Neighbor of the Beast Shirt - Calling someone a devil just doesn’t have enough kick anymore. This shirt will get the message across clearly.
2.) Dumbass of the Year Award - Some people have an uncanny talent for being annoying. Give them the recognition they deserve with this trophy.
3.) The Backwards Clock - Some people always come to parties and meetings early. This can be annoying if you’re the type who always manages to arrive late no matter how hard you try to get there early. This clock should fix them.
Giving gifts never felt this good 
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June 28th, 2007 03:33
That’s funny. Years ago, when I was a recruiter, I received a letter with a fancy certificate in it for “Excellence in Procrastination”. I never found out who I had pissed off, but thought it was funny.
June 28th, 2007 03:39
That’s a great certificate. I think I want one too haha.
June 28th, 2007 04:51
Me and my friends would find uses for the trophy. Hilarious.
June 28th, 2007 04:53
I will keep this mind when selecting a gift .
June 28th, 2007 06:21
I like the clock, lol.
June 28th, 2007 07:30
I WOULD like the clock Listikal, but I would end up just staring at it as it stupified me beyond reason.
June 28th, 2007 11:34
It would be great if you could have a wristwatch version of that backwards clock
June 28th, 2007 12:05
LOL
My favorite is the shirt. Very clever!
June 28th, 2007 12:12
If someone gave me all 3 I’d be worried
June 28th, 2007 14:29
That was really funny. I liked the T-Shirt.
June 28th, 2007 14:40
Yeah that shirt makes me laugh everytime I look at it
June 28th, 2007 15:06
Haha!
The clock doesn’t turn back time. It even moves forward. It’s just hilarious.
June 28th, 2007 15:07
Good morning Your Brown Highness.
Top 3 is not enough.
And do the hated one deserve the payd price for a great gift (no matter how hated) ?
For people I really feel so bad I would think I can hate them, I have a better gift.
A nice package, with little “passion”, is easy to made form items very cheap found on market, such as recycled colored papper, small cardboard boxes, colorfull secondhand strings.
Allways keep the plastic bags and hangtag of any socks.
From your own “collection, select a pair of socks, obviously patched up (sewed with wrong color thread, as much visible as possible), label and pack as a new pair, put in gift box (as above mentioned materials) and mail to the choosed one, together with a greeting card text “With the occasion of …, best regards from a friend”.
Mail this gift to the choosen one at any opportunity : his/her birthday, any family member bday, name day, any national or international celebration.
To spend less money (and become untraceable
), deliver it yourself to the one mailbox, sometime at an imposible hour.
This way you shoot two rabbits with one bullet : get lost of unnecessary old useless socks and also annoy one “friend” …
For ones want to make things even better, time to time leave by “mistake” inside the “gift” box :
- a very small amount of money bill;
- a pressed smoked stub (collected from the street) between socks;
- a piece of visiting card (allmost visible the name or adress) of another hated one;
- if you know about him/her an old episode of towel-ashtry-whatever he/she steal it from a certain location, a small picture from that place with “Greetings from …, do you still have the .. you forgot to give back?”.
For more “good” ideas, I`m allways available to advice the intersted ones.
mwuahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
PS : nice post. I had once one backward clock, but I by it by myself
:-))
June 28th, 2007 16:21
Valentin, that is one nasty gift
Don’t tell me those are the gifts you give for the holiday season
That sock gift should have been included in the list
June 28th, 2007 17:04
@Gabriel:
Lol you’re right. Imagine how confused you’d get if you had just woke up and looked at that clock
June 28th, 2007 19:27
That was funny
I too liked the clock 
September 2nd, 2007 02:23
i will buy my next gift like this only
March 17th, 2008 02:08
i will present the third gift to my friend karthik
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