My favorite is the shirt. Very clever!

The clock doesn’t turn back time. It even moves forward. It’s just hilarious.

Top 3 is not enough.

And do the hated one deserve the payd price for a great gift (no matter how hated) ?

For people I really feel so bad I would think I can hate them, I have a better gift.

A nice package, with little “passion”, is easy to made form items very cheap found on market, such as recycled colored papper, small cardboard boxes, colorfull secondhand strings.

Allways keep the plastic bags and hangtag of any socks.

From your own “collection, select a pair of socks, obviously patched up (sewed with wrong color thread, as much visible as possible), label and pack as a new pair, put in gift box (as above mentioned materials) and mail to the choosed one, together with a greeting card text “With the occasion of …, best regards from a friend”.

Mail this gift to the choosen one at any opportunity : his/her birthday, any family member bday, name day, any national or international celebration.

To spend less money (and become untraceable ), deliver it yourself to the one mailbox, sometime at an imposible hour.

This way you shoot two rabbits with one bullet : get lost of unnecessary old useless socks and also annoy one “friend” …

For ones want to make things even better, time to time leave by “mistake” inside the “gift” box :
- a very small amount of money bill;
- a pressed smoked stub (collected from the street) between socks;
- a piece of visiting card (allmost visible the name or adress) of another hated one;
- if you know about him/her an old episode of towel-ashtry-whatever he/she steal it from a certain location, a small picture from that place with “Greetings from …, do you still have the .. you forgot to give back?”.

For more “good” ideas, I`m allways available to advice the intersted ones.

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PS : nice post. I had once one backward clock, but I by it by myself :-))

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